Joe is wrong about many things.

This site—a product of the hard-bitten community of victims who work, live, and are forced to interact with Joe—should serve as a clarion call to Joe to Take Better.

Confront Joe

Things Joe Is Wrong About

(An incomplete work in progress.)

  • Lasagna
  • “Gwyneth [Paltrow] is good”
  • Bill Murray
  • Mayo
  • “I hate Beyoncé”
  • The rat at the end of The Departed is “great” and “a classic [S]corsese decision”
  • “I don't like pets”
  • “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if every dog in the world died, my life would not be changed in any way”
  • “in n out is bad”
  • “white chocolate is the best kind of chocolate”
  • “Guinness sucks ass”
  • “The green, slimy gutter trash known as” avocados
  • “I’m now pro-salad”
  • The Last Jedi was “probably the 3rd best blockbuster franchise film of the past 20 years”
  • “S’mores are fucking garbage”
  • Believes his allergies make him a “protected class”
  • Forrest Gump
  • “I’m pretty allergic to carrots”
  • Deadpool
  • Thinks peanut butter and tomato sandwiches are good
  • “[I’m] not a huge chocolate fan”
  • “la croix is bad”
  • Vacationing in Europe
  • Chicago-style “pizza”
  • Dieting
  • Eats burgers with mayo, ketchup, and mustard combined
  • The Black Keys are “the Greta Van Fleet of blues rock”
  • “History will prove me right”
  • “I don't think I like cake very much”
  • Jello shots
  • “Wendy's has the best fast food burger”
  • “5 [G]uys is absolute garbage”
  • “Chic fila [sic] is only good for their breakfast”
  • “Dinosaurs never existed”
  • “pumpkin bread stinks”
  • Prefers “heart healthy beer” (Miller Lite) to good beer
  • The Last Jedi's casino planet (which he calls “Canto Bite”) “was fucking cool!”
  • “Fireworks suck.”
  • “skin-on fries are the best”
  • Ryan Reynolds
  • “Flip Flops are bad”
  • Claims “the best Beatles song” is While My Guitar Gently Weeps
  • “Real maple syrup is bad”
  • Ricotta
  • “[I] absolutely hate paul scheer”
  • “my opinions are good and i’m good”

Things Joe is Right About


  • Nic Cage
  • Beth
  • Max
  • Popeyes
  • I-66
  • Chance the Rapper
  • Mr. Peanutbutter
  • Has argued that Belle should have chosen Gaston “for no joke, 8 years”
  • Sour Skittles
  • Instant Pot
  • Childish Gambino’s Redbone “is still amazing”
  • Sheetz
  • The Great British Bake Off
  • Grapefruit juice
  • Anne Hathaway

Things Joe Has Been Shamed Into Being Right About

(Societal pressure gets results.)

  • “Avocados are pretty good now.”
  • “I'm pro cake now. I still think pie is better, but cake can be really good sometimes”
  • “I think real maple syrup is good now”
  • “I have recently come to like [sparkling water]”
  • “I did retract my Bill Murray take”